Its a fair cop, guv

It seems that among the six hoops that Mr. Hussein has to jump through is this:

1. A public statement in Arabic by Saddam Hussein, to be broadcast on television and radio in Iraq, admitting to the possession and concealment of weapons of mass destruction and declaring his regime’s intention to give them up without delay.

Rumour has it he will also be asked to put a pair of underpants on his head and sing “I’m a little goblin”.